we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
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