What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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