so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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