I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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