she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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