That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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