Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
he shaved USA in his pubs
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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