What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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