We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
