I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
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I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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