it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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