Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
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I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
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But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
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