He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
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