just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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