just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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