I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
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