How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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