I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
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I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
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This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
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