the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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