your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
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no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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