arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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