turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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