No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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