wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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