I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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