THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
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Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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