great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
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Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize