We should be called the Road Head Warriors
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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