I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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