The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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