you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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