normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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