Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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