You made me cry and you don't even care
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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