I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I could fuck to npr.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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