Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
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