She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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