I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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