I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
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