when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
