god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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