I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
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"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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