There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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