im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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