seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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