Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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