I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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