physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
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When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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