oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
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Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
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If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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