Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
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You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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