...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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