If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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