I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I am spending my child support on dildos
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
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I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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