how can u be prego again
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
Randomize
