My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
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Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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